Christmas is one of the most interesting and memorable festive seasons of the year. It’s a period that automatically puts you in the position of being jolly and merry at the same time. A great time to get in touch with family and friends, overeat varieties of special delicacies, go on family vacations, decorate the Christmas tree, the fairy lights, blast Christmas music in the air and exchange gifts. Nothing feels as good as Christmas- maybe birthdays though. It’s a season of love and giving which radiates joy all over the world. What a wonderful season it is!
Going down memory lane, both adults and children are always caught up in the moment and hyperactive during the Christmas holidays. Nothing has changed even now. Giving your loved ones a greetings card or a wrapped item is a great idea. Sharing a few moments celebrating your loved ones is also a fantastic idea. Let’s help you spice it up with some funniest Xmas quotes that will make them laugh out loud.
Here are 17 funniest Xmas quotes that will get you into the Holiday spirit;
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
Even before Christmas has said ‘Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.”
– Robert Paul
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
– George Carlin
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”
– Robert Godden
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
– Larry Wilde
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
– Bob Philips
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit people only once in a year.”
– Victor Borge
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Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”
– Shirley Temple
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.”
– Melanie White
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
– Phyllis Diller
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
– Kin Hubbard
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Why Is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”
– Anonymous
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
– Bernard Manning
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together.”
– Garrison Keillor
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stocking on a Christmas morning is their husband.”
– Joan Rivers
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Christmas: the only time of the year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”
– Anonymous
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“There are some people who want to throw their arms around you simply because it is Christmas; there are others who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.”
– Robert Staughtar Lynd
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Funniest Xmas Quotes to Get Yourself in the Holiday Spirit
“Christmas is a baby shower that went overboard.”
– Andy Borowitz
